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某日,武大郎卖完炊饼回屋,见潘金莲和西门庆在床上巫山云雨,大怒。 武大郎说:西门小儿,潘金莲是我老婆,我有结婚证书为凭!你上她干甚? 西门庆回应:潘金莲是我老婆,否则她怎么会在我床上? 武大郎抄起擀面棍:TMD,今我算遇上无赖了 西门庆抽出杀猪刀:我也操,大爷我今看上潘金莲了,你能奈我何? 双方僵持了一段时间…… 武大郎说:西门兄,我们不要为个女人争来争去了。兄弟如手足,老婆如衣服嘛。我有个提议,美女是稀缺资源。对潘金莲这女人,今后我们就“共同开发”吧......